Gutbuster Comedy Show - Hendersonville

hey guys come check out the Gutbuster Comedy show at Grand Stands in Hendersonville, TN. It'll be me, Rob Haynes, Holly Amber and Chad Riden will headline. The show is hosted by Gary Dull and the address is 462 W. Main St. Show time is 8 PM. I want to see all the BERNEE people out there!

I'm "Desperate"

Hey guys. Well, things have been nuts the last week. I MC'd a show at ComedyTN in Memphis on the 18th and the club was great! A big holla to those guys. Then I did a showcase set at Bongo Java on the 20th. thanks to Rik for putting that together. Today I got back into the movie business if you will. I have the leading role in another independent feature film titled "Desperate In Dixie." We began shooting today and it went smooth as chunky peanut butter so I'm looking forward to the next few months. :)

"Desperate" is about a young woman (me!) who attempted acting as a career, became frustrated with her lack of success and came home to question her life. Everyone suggested she should get married and have babies for happiness so she spends the better part of the movie dating one guy after the other. She finally realizes that she must find happiness within herself before she can move on in any part of her life. I'm not going to tell you the ending because you may very well say "No way, Heather is playing this role?!"

until next time, watch the oscars!

Ho

FIRST DATE

Hey guys! Please go to YouTube and check out my short film that I did last year. And while you're there please rate it well!!! It's called FIRST DATE and it's less than 5 minutes. Here's the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I9OBHeuVfg

Ho

WOW !!!!

Wow!! What an evening! Well, ladies and gentlemen the night has come and gone. The premier of 'Bernee' went fantastic. I had no idea what to expect as approx 10 of my peeps backed out at the last minute. I'm not gonna call you out, you know who you are. Some of you had good excuses. My friend Kim for instance is at the SunDance Film Festival. OK, now that's one helluva an excuse. But once I arrived I knew we would be OK. The vibe was amazing. We had over 160 people there tonight. I took my seat in the center of the row slumping down as I normally do when I watch myself on screen. I'm usually one of those actresses who watches her film with one hand over her eyes because she is overly critical of everything: can you see my zits? is my butt too big? why is that hair out of place? who brought the cat? OK the last one I made up but you get the picture. But this time was different. this time I sat with one hand covering my mouth to filter the giggles. I actually enjoyed my performance. Thanks to everyone for your kind words afterwards and I want to especially thank the Crings who put out one freakin' good film.

On a more featherly note, I went from signing autographs to signing a cop's ticket. That's right, I got pulled over by one of Gallatin's finest on the way home for none other than a headlight and a brakelight being out. What the, are you kiddin me? Can I not enjoy my glorious evening and continue to prance around on cloud nine? Apparently not. But I will say this: he was kinda hot; the cop that is. and very sweet. he gave me a citation and as long as I take care of the lights I will not get "billed" so to speak. so, Mr. Copper, Mr. Po-Po whoever you are, thank you. ;)

holy crap I have to work tomorrow. back to reality. well guys I'll keep you posted on future films and upcoming comedy gigs. thank you all for supporting BERNEE. see you soon.

Heather

p.s. BERNEE dvds on sale at www.berneethemovie.com

BERNEE !!!!!!!

Come one come all to the BERNEE screening!! It's next Thursday, January 25th at 7 PM at The Palace Theater, 146 N. Water St., Gallatin, TN 37066.

Tx are $5. Parking is limited so ride your bicycle.

www.berneethemovie.com

see you guys there!

Ho