19 July, 2010
I've high-jacked the computer again to tell you a few things. First, it's very hot here in this place, hotter than those 2 round dangly things that used to hang from my butt. (Glad those are gone). Every day when we go walkie I hope the little black things in the ground jump up and shoot me in the face with water. Sometimes I'm lucky. Other times I want to hang myself with my ID stitched collar with matching leash. But no matter how much I lay on my back with my doggie part up in the air I still can't get cool. Don't know why we moved to this desert.
Second, I'm doing that bird text thing now. I got nothing else to do so if you're on the interwebs you can find me at @SwooshTheDog. OK, Mama just got home so I better go. We'll probably go walkie so I can talk to the Cat Cat who hit me last night. He's lucky Mama pulled me away.