20 December, 2009

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all my peeps out there all over the world!  I had a great 2009 and look forward to making you laugh in 2010!  Be safe out there -- but feel free to "step on the good foot and do the bad thing."  :)

Heather Ho

14 December, 2009

Universal Citywalk's Holiday Extravaganza

Jeff and I went to Universal Citywalk at Universal Studios for a night of holiday cheer.  We saw "A Christmas Carol" in 3D/IMAX and checked out the Santa working the Walk.  He was a good one.  He got up and stretched occasionally which is important for Santa.  You don't want to cramp up in the middle of an ask.  It could be mistaken for something else.  Anyway, check out this pic Jeff took of the square.

13 December, 2009

5 Comics and a Side of Fries

Hey, hey again from rainy LA!  That's right, it's raining in LA and you would've thought it was the end of the world the way these people react.  They call it a "terrible storm."  OK let's get something straight here people, I've lived through hurricanes and tornadoes.  This is simply -- rain.  As Conan said "Your roof is not made of cotton candy -- relax!"  I can only liken it to how us Southerners react to snow.  With a light dusting we run out and buy up all the milk and bread at the grocery stores because it could possibly be the year that it doesn't melt in 3 hours and we have to go 24 hours without milk and bread.

But I digress.  Just a quick note, I love this holiday season and the time I use to reflect on this past year and prepare for the upcoming year.  But before that happens, I'm gonna do a little comedy.  H2F Comedy Productions hosts 5 Comics and a Side of Fries at Michael's Bar and Grill on W. Olive Blvd in Burbank, CA Tuesday, December 29th.  Show time is 9:00 PM and the food is actually good.  So, come out for some comedy and food to usher out 2009!  :)  See you there!

Heather Ho
My Website

25 November, 2009

Show December 3rd!

Hey guys!  I have a stand up comedy show Thursday, December 3rd at the LA Connection Comedy Theater in Sherman Oaks, CA.  Check out the poster for details...

18 November, 2009

Hey check this out!

My improv troupe "In Rare Form" performs at the LA Connection Comedy Theatre every Friday night at 10:30.  Join us on Facebook and visit us at www.inrareformcomedy.com

15 November, 2009

IceHouse tomorrow night baby!

I'll be at the IceHouse Comedy Club in Pasadena, CA tomorrow night; that's Monday night at 8 PM.  See the show poster below.  See you there!

11 November, 2009

New dates added!

New shows to add to the schedule!  I'll be doing stand up this coming Sunday and Monday.  Sunday (15th) will be at Olive's Bistro & Lounge in the Anabelle Hotel at 2011 W. Olive Ave in Burbank, CA.  Show starts at 8 PM.  A hotel crowd -- should be interesting.  Half sloshed, half asleep -- just what I'm looking for.

Monday (16th) will be in the Annex Room at the amazing IceHouse Comedy Club at 24 N. Mentor Ave, Pasadena, CA.  For more info visit  www.icehousecomedy.com  Shot time is 8 PM.

And if you have time after seeing me (wink, wink) then check out my friend Lauren Tuesday night at the new Jon Lovitz Comedy Club at Universal City Walk at Universal Studios Hollywood at 8 PM.  I'll be there!

09 November, 2009

In Rare Form @ The Comedy Store!

Hey peeps!  Come check out my improv troupe In Rare Form performing this Wednesday at the world famous Comedy Store on Sunset!  Call 818-710-1320 to make reservations for discounted tx.  That's right, get on the list and pay only $5.  For more information on the group go to www.inrareformcomedy.com

see you there!

08 November, 2009

Lazy Sunday

Well so far today it's been a lazy Sunday, not something I've had in the past several months.  It's nice to actually wake up without an alarm, read the newspaper, go for a jog if I want to.  I did go for a jog this morning.  I jogged about 3 miles then came home and ate 3 chocolate chip/PB cookies left over from the night before.  The night before of course I ate 3 of these same cookies.  I love my chocolate and peanut butter.  I think the Reese's PB cups are the greatest invention since laser cats.  I like my peanut butter in my chocolate just like I like my lasers in my cats.  I'm just sayin'...

04 November, 2009


Thanks to all the peeps who came out to the show tonight at Uncle Clyde's Comedy Contest.  You were a great audience.  And if you like that show then check out the "5 Comics and a Side of Fries" show in Burbank on Tuesday nights at Michael's Bar and Grill.  See you there!

Uncle Clyde's Comedy Contest tonight!

Hey, hey!  Tonight's the night!  Come out to Uncle Clyde's Comedy Contest at the IceHouse in Pasadena, CA at 8 PM.  You can get $8 tickets at www.comedycasting.com and the audience votes.  That's right, YOU!  Shabooyah.

03 November, 2009

Planet Stoopid Fresh

Thanks CZG!  Hey guys check out Planet Stoopid Fresh in my follow list.  It's my friend Chris's blog and it's Stoopid --  Fresh.

02 November, 2009

Icky Sicky

Well I thought I had survived all the kiddos coughing and sneezing in my face on a daily basis and my boyfriend's apparent brush with piggy flu.  But, alas I am not invincible.  I am not Marky Mark in an Eagle's uniform.  I officially have a cold -- drippy nose, puffy eyes, the longing for hot cocoa, bunny slippers and flannel pjs.  It's the worst feeling especially when it's 90 degrees out.  What's up with that LA? It's freakin 90 degrees in November!  All I ask for is a change in seasons.  Some kind of signal to let me know that Turkey day fast approaches and that I'll be spending a few days with the fam getting no rest whatsoever.  I think I'm gonna take an icky sicky day and make paper snowflakes to hang around my apartment.  Maybe I'll use glitter.

01 November, 2009

Uncle Clyde's Comedy Contest

OK, Uncle Clyde's - take 2.  Here's the deal, the last time (a few weeks ago) that I was supposed to compete in this contest it got canceled.  Most of it had to do with people not coming out to the show because of rain.  That's right, rain.  People in LA get freaked out by rain, that wet stuff that waters our plants and occasionally gives our cars a natural bath.  I can't imagine what these people would do in a hurricane but I digress.

Fortunately they've rescheduled the contest.  So here's the scoop, November 4th at 8 PM in the Annex Room at the Ice House Comedy Nightclub, 24 N. Mentor Ave, Pasadena, CA.  For discounted tickets go to  www.ComedyCasting.com  and click on the November 4th show.  And tell them you're coming to see me!

28 October, 2009

Halloween Time Again!

OK, I have a friend who hates Halloween.  And I'm like, hey man, who peed in your cornflakes?  Relax, have some chocolate.  I think she is one of those that never dressed up as the sexy nurse and is therefore taking it out on the world.  "Why are we celebrating death?" she says.  Well maybe cuz when something scares the crap out of ya there is a certain rush that makes you feel good eventually.  It's like on a roller coaster -- same principle.  Me personally, I like a little monster mash, a little candy corns, a lot of chocolate and being sexy once a year.  Did I mention the chocolate?

So for all you haters out there -- have some Hershey's and shut up.  You may actually enjoy yourself.

24 October, 2009

Paranormal Activity

Just saw a screener version of Paranormal Activity and supposedly the ending is different from the version in theatres.  And apparently I don't know anyone who's seen it yet so if you've seen it at the movies, message me and tell me what happened!  I'm dying to know!  OK, possibly poor choice of words.

09 October, 2009


Oops!  forgot the link.  :)  Uncle Clyde's Tickets

Hey kids, it's Ice House time!

Hey kids, it's that time again.  But this time it's a contest -- Uncle Clyde's Comedy Contest that is.  I'm doing some stand-up next Wednesday, Oct 14th at the Ice House in Pasadena.  So go to the link I've included and get your tickets pre-sell for just $8.  See you there!

19 September, 2009

IceHouse X 2

Hey guys! I have 2 shows coming up at the IceHouse Comedy Club in Pasadena, CA. Show #1 is me performing with my improv group The Unlikely Strikes in the Big El White Show on Thursday, Sept 24th at 9:30 PM. Show #2 is me doing my stand up in the Annex room on Sunday, Sept 27th at 7:00 PM. Contact me for discounts to the show on the 27th. Look forward to seeing you there!

23 August, 2009


Hey kids! Come see me do stand-up comedy AND improv in the same show. I know -- crazy, right? But, it's gonna be awesome so come on out to the IceHouse in Pasadena, CA Thursday, August 27th @ 9:30 PM.

19 July, 2009

Upcoming Shows

Hey guys, I have some upcoming shows to check out:

1. 3 of Clubs, 1123 Vine St, Hollywood 90038, 323-462-6441 July 28th, 9:00 PM

2. IceHouse, 24 N. Mentor Ave, Pasadena, CA 91106, August 9th, 8:30 PM *contact me for discounted tx

See you there!

18 May, 2009

In Rare Form

Hey guys, come check out my improv troupe In Rare Form every Friday night at 10:30. It's an awesome show! Contact me if you want free tickets. That's right, I said FREE bitches!! Call me!

01 May, 2009

The C Word Comedy Show

Hey if you're in Hollywood May 4th then come on out to the Belly Room @ The Comedy Store for The C Word Comedy Show

24 April, 2009

Favorite Quotes

Alright peeps. I'm gonna start blogging some of my favorite quotes -- randomly of course. So are you ready for it? Quote #1

Comedy is the best medicine without the side effects.....some guy

peace out

09 April, 2009

Ice House

Hey guys! I want to thank everyone who came out to the Ice House last night. The show was awesome, the crowd was awesome and the Ice House is awesome. I hope to get back there soon. Check out my calendar for updated show info. See you soon!


04 April, 2009


Hi guys. Check out my new and improved website. You can now log in to either www.hhorton.com or www.heatherho.com and it'll take you to the same site. There are still links to my myspace and blogger spots but now there are links to facebook and twitter as well. crazy I know. Anyway, hope you enjoy!


01 March, 2009

The World Famous Comedy Store

Hey chicks and dudes! Come on out this Wednesday night, March 4th @ 7:30 at The World Famous Comedy Store on Sunset Blvd. It'll be a whole night of improv in the Main Room and I'll be performing. Woo-hoo! To get the special ticket rate of $5 (and answers to any q's) call 818-710-1320 and reserve your spot on the list under my full name - Heather Horton.

Look forward to seeing you there!


15 February, 2009


Awesome. What's up peeps? I'm still lovin L.A. Imagine that? So I'm doing some improv out here too. Short and long form. Just had a show today that was awesome. I just love being on stage. If you're close by please come out to some shows. Just check my MySpace page or my calendar from heatherho.com to get locations and directions. See you there!