25 April, 2010

Heather Ho headlines the LAC!

Hey peeps!  Our shows this Saturday night were amazing!  We raised a good chunk of change for Doctors Without Borders in the first one then rocked it out in Santa Monica at M.i.'s Westside Comedy Theatre in the second one!  BUT, I've got another big show coming up......this Thursday, April 29th at 8:30 PM I'm headlining the stand up comedy show at the LA Connection Comedy Theatre in Sherman Oaks, CA.

It's gonna be an amazing line-up with a special guest, we're gonna have FREE food and drinks for the crowd and the first 5 peeps to hit me back at heather@heatherho.com get FREE tickets.  :)  So check out the flyer below for full details and we'll see you there...

19 April, 2010

Stand Up Comedy Benefit Show this weekend!

Hey guys!  So here's the scoop on the benefit show I'm producing this weekend.  SAN FERNANDO CARES is a Stand Up Comedy show benefiting Doctors Without Borders that is doing some amazing work for Haiti relief.  There is a $5 cover charge (suggested donation) CASH at the door and it's BYOB!  That's right, there is NO 2 drink minimum.  Please try and control yourselves.  Here are some other details:

Location:  Actors Creative Workshop studio
                 2703 W. Olive Blvd
                 Burbank, CA 91505
                 *on the same side of the street as Paquito Mas
Time:  7:00 PM
Parking:  FREE street parking

SF Cares Website:  http://sfcares.wordpress.com

Would love to see everybody out there to enjoy live comedy for a great cause!  Email me at heather@heatherho.com if you have any other questions about the show.

12 April, 2010

Pee Break

So I had the pleasure of performing tonight at The Warehouse in Marina del Rey.  Great venue, met some pretty cool comics and generally had a good time.  But, just as the headliner was in the middle of his set these big, burly dudes start wheeling in tables, amps, all kinds of set up equipment trailed by a gaggle of co-eds who were obviously waiting for us to leave and have whatever was about to happen - happen.

We were hurried out of there but no worries - the show was just about to begin.  Jeff and I packed up our stuff and headed toward the parking lot.  Just as we were approaching my car, we saw a girl run around the side of my car towards the bushes in front.  She turned around and dropped her panties just in time to come eye to eye with me and Jeff.  All 3 parties were stunned.  I was just hoping she didn't get pee on my tire.  I'd have every male dog and cat in the neighborhood marking my front, right tire.  And that's a whole other problem.  She quickly pulled up her panties and tried to play it off by running up to us saying "Where's the team?  Where is everybody?" in a very slurred speech.  I assumed she meant the group of co-eds who were all wearing the same little black dress so we pointed her in that direction and watched her scamper off on her shoeless feet.

The show was fun but that was the highlight of my night.  Jeff's was the fact that her right boob was hanging out.  ;)

06 April, 2010

From Swoosh

So my Jack Russell Terrier named Swoosh has been begging me forever to write a guest post on my blog.  I've finally given in (I can't resist those eyes).  So here's the first post from one - Swoosh, the dog:


Today was great.  When the alarm went off, Mama hit it as usual but she didn't look right.  She hasn't been feeling well lately but fortunately for my bladder she took me outside anyway.  I had to pull her down the sidewalk cuz she was still half asleep.  Man, she's heavy.  It's OK cuz I needed a leg workout today.  Jumping up and down off the couch just isn't cutting it anymore.  When we got back to the apartment she collapsed on the couch.  Score!  She was staying home from work which means I got to curl up next to her and breathe my stinky breath in her face.  I've been chewing on my bully sticks but it's still stinky.  I try to lick my balls at least once a day so that may be it.  Don't know.  I think the big dude is coming over later cuz she's cleaning up a little.  He's pretty cool, he scratches my ears and lets me do things I'm not supposed to do when Mama isn't looking.  Well, I'm off.  I have to go turn around 32 times before laying down for a nap so catch you bitches later.

02 April, 2010

Jesus Likes Comedy!

So my improv troupe IN RARE FORM was performing at the Comedy Store in Hollywood Wednesday night and as we were getting ready to go backstage to warm up we heard someone say "Oh my God."  We turned around to the back of the room and there HE was - sitting under a beam of light (the "light" they give comedians to be exact) - Jesus.  Apparently Jesus likes comedy.  I knew it!  I had that feeling about HIM.  Anyway, as we scrambled to get our phones out to take a picture we turned around and HE was gone.  Just like that.  Gone.  But fortunately, so you don't think I'm crazy, someone was able to snap a pic.  Here you go...